You Know You’re Getting Old …

When someone mention’s Victoria’s Secret’ and you think it just one of those boring British novels!

You know you’re getting old!

When a delicious slice of pepperoni pizza topped with garlic, hot peppers, mushrooms, and onions; ‘turns you on’ more than a Playboy Centerfold!

You know you’re getting old!

When you write boring, confusing senseless shit like this!

You know you’re getting old!

When it’s easier to Pee than it is to get ‘your hard on!’

You know your getting old!

When constant thoughts about sex have been replaced by constant worry about the location of the nearest bathroom!

Yes! You know you’re getting old!

When ‘Tiny Tim’ went from being an American singer, ukulele player and musical activist to a dreaded physical condition!

…………

And lastly, you know your getting old!

When you suffer from ‘chronic embouchure fatigue,’ and as shown below:

You go from ‘Cool Jazz’ to well, look for yourself!

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