Johnny One-Note: 1937 Show Tune
Songwriters: Lorenz Hart, Richard Rodgers
Johnny could only sing one note
And the note he sings was this
Poor Johnny one-note …….
My wife, Judy, sings five-notes
and the notes she sings are these
‘Do you have another woman?’
Poor Judy five-notes …….
If this continues too much longer
Hal five-notes will sing this
‘You are driving me insane!’
Poor Hal five-notes …….
And if I’m insane I can easily find another ‘insane’ woman!