Fifty Shades of Cat Litter!

I have a theory that Dogs are originally from Mars and Cats from Venus.

Dogs are cute and cuddly as pups and become slobbering, tail-wagging fools as adults.

And we all know how much men seem to love ‘slobbering, wagging, foolish tails.’

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Cats, however, start out as cute, fluffy balls of joy (another play on words).

But as adults they seem to become self-centered, I don’t give a damn, ‘kiss me babe’ egomaniacs. 

It’s like, they really could care less!

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So, I feel a Dog may be the ideal companion for a man; and

Cats, maybe sadly, sometimes the supreme love for a woman. 

You see, I feel that women often pick men like they pick their Cats:

It’s Fifty Shades of Cat Litter!

For men, it’s like more basic and mostly instinctual:

Five Shades of Doggy Dodo!

This is all becoming too confusing for me as a ‘sexist old fool.’

I think what I really need is a cute Ferret!

Like the one in the picture!

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