I have a theory that Dogs are originally from Mars and Cats from Venus.
Dogs are cute and cuddly as pups and become slobbering, tail-wagging fools as adults.
And we all know how much men seem to love ‘slobbering, wagging, foolish tails.’
Cats, however, start out as cute, fluffy balls of joy (another play on words).
But as adults they seem to become self-centered, I don’t give a damn, ‘kiss me babe’ egomaniacs.
It’s like, they really could care less!
So, I feel a Dog may be the ideal companion for a man; and
Cats, maybe sadly, sometimes the supreme love for a woman.
You see, I feel that women often pick men like they pick their Cats:
It’s Fifty Shades of Cat Litter!
For men, it’s like more basic and mostly instinctual:
Five Shades of Doggy Dodo!
This is all becoming too confusing for me as a ‘sexist old fool.’
I think what I really need is a cute Ferret!
Like the one in the picture!