You’re probably familiar with the shark & lawyer joke
“Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?”
Answer: Professional Courtesy!
Lawyers write documents so that they can only be interpreted by another lawyer at $300 an hour, bargain rate!
If Abraham Lincoln had hired a lawyer to write his famous Gettysburg Address, it would have become 20 pages of incoherent lawyer-speak
of no value or inspiration at all!
It would have just been
A meaningless dissemination of misinformation!