Ode To Sharks and Lawyers

You’re probably familiar with the shark & lawyer joke

“Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?”

Answer:  Professional Courtesy!

Lawyers write documents so that they can only be interpreted by another lawyer at $300 an hour, bargain rate!


If Abraham Lincoln had hired a lawyer to write his famous Gettysburg Address, it would have become 20 pages of incoherent lawyer-speak

of no value or inspiration at all!

It would have just been

A meaningless dissemination of misinformation!

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