Misquoted Quotes!

I never met a man I didn’t like … (Will Rogers)

… that is until I met you!

Not!

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You can lead a horse to water … (except from John Heywood’s proverb collection)

… but you can’t make him crap!

Not!

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Get busy living or get busy dying … (Stephen King)

cause I’m an Undertaker and I sorely need the business!

Not!

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May you live all the days of your life … (Jonathan Swift)

But I warn you for the last time, Stay Away From My Wife!

Not!

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My Mama said … ‘Life is like a box of Chocolates’ … (Forest Gump)

A cherry here … a walnut there … but far too many Coco-Nuts!

Not!

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Me thinks I have bastardized enough quotes!

Don’t you … me thinks?

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